TITLE: Why do I do these things? AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/31/2004 06:38:32 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Oh crap. I just made a huge mistake. I was instant messaging my sister and somehow the conversation got to her behavorior. I'm not going to talk about it here, it's kind of private. Lets just say it ended with her warning me and refusing to come out of her room. It's going to be a long night. -------- TITLE: Oh well. AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/31/2004 06:02:05 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: The tetnus shot has made my arm swell and turn yellow. I don't think that's supposed to happen. Oh well. -------- TITLE: Waah x ∞ AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/30/2004 08:23:34 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Like I just said, waah x ∞. My template is so messed up. There is so much code to sort through that it is going to take me days to find out what I did wrong to make it so nothing is following the stylesheet. So here's a temp. layout, by me of course. I dunno, maybe I should just make a new template. What do you think? -------- TITLE: Man, I'm tired PART II AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/30/2004 09:24:00 AM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Last night I woke up and I was standing on the landing right before the stairs. The last time I sleep walked was at camp during the summer. It was like 2 in the morning. I had a dream about something, I can't remember. But I do remember that I was going somewhere. It took me almost an hour to get back to sleep. While I was laying there I compiled a list for you. I call it "Why I get up during the middle of the night even if I am very comfortable in my nice bed"

-I'm sleep walking -I forgot to set my alarm -I'm listening to Love Line -My homework is still in the printer -I forgot my retainer -The computer plugstip is still on -I have to post a stupid list on my blog

-------- TITLE: I cleaned my room! AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/29/2004 07:37:14 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I cleaned my room yesterday! My dad gave me that look when he attempted to enter my room and I just gave in and did it. It only took me 2 hours! I took some pictures (before and afters). Take a look! before1.jpg before2.jpg middle.jpg--> After I took the dirty laundry downstairs! after1.jpg after2.jpg -------- TITLE: I validate AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/28/2004 12:02:45 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I validated the site. If you don't believe me, click here. I had to get rid of the scrollbar colors because I don't know how to do them right. It kept telling me that the colors didn't exist or something. Oh well, it's not like I can see them anyway. Here's the little icon they gave me:

-------- TITLE: Oh my freakin' gosh AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/27/2004 02:17:25 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I've been spending way to much time on the dumb school's computers. I just went to close a window and I went for the right-hand corner, not the left. Oh my freakin' gosh. -------- TITLE: Man, I'm tired AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/26/2004 09:17:56 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: We've been drugging the rabbit. Seriously. Every morning I slice a baby aspirin in half and give one half to him mixed into his breakfast. So now he's all pain-free. Good for him, bad for me. He goes up the stairs again. And that includes my room. I've gotten used to him not coming up anymore so he wakes me up. At 5:38 this morning he came in my room. I thought the clock said 6:38. So I'm all rushing around trying to get ready in time for the bus, wondering why my dad didn't wake me up. I went downstairs and noticed that my dad wasn't up. I assumed he was sick or something. Then I noticed the clock. So I'm standing in the kitchen, all ready for school and making a quick pbs (peanut butter sandwich), trying not to scream. I couldn't go back to bed, I'd mess up my hair and etc. So I just read Reader's Digest for an hour until my dad got up. That is why, man, I'm tired. -------- TITLE: Bad news, and good news AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/26/2004 05:14:52 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I went to the doctor's. I spent exactly an hour and 7 minutes waiting. They gave me a tetnus shot and told me I am fat. That's pretty much it. It didn't take as long as I expected, luckily. Other good news: I raised my social studies grade 4 points to a B, yay! And I checked out teen-review and Mandy wrote a entry about how I did their template. Finally, some appreciation! -------- TITLE: BYT, and more! AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/25/2004 04:30:39 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Yah, so I had BYT today. Brighton Youth Together for all you newbies out there. A youth group consisting of me, some annoying 7th graders (including Liz), and some upper classmen. And Phillip, who could forget him? He has ADHD and all he talks about is Star Trek and some movie called Dr. Strangelove. It's pretty bad. Today all the 7th graders were trying out for spring sports so it was just me, Phillip, and Brian, a senior. Brian is the only sane one of all the people that usually come. He's pretty cool. We filled eggs with candy today and played hangman. It was actually kinda fun with out the little kids there. It was quiet and we actually got things done. I don't think we'll ever have a meeting like that again. I'm going back to the middle school tonight for Liz's science fair. Hopefully there will be free food. -------- TITLE: Bolding crap AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/24/2004 07:27:56 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Instructions. 1. Copy this whole list into your journal. 2. Bold the things that are true about you. 3. Anything you don't bold is false. 01. When I was younger I made some bad decisions. 02. I don't watch much TV these days. 03. I love psychodelic mushrooms. 04. I love sleeping. 05. I have loads of books. 06. I once slept in a toilet. 07. I love playing video games. 08. I adore marijuana. 09. I watch porn movies. (hahaha) 10. I watch them with my father. 11. I like sharks. 12. I love spiders. 13. I was born without hair and I still have no hair. 14. I like George Bush. 15. People are cool. 16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. 17. I have jacuzzi and a Porsche. 18. I have a lot to learn. 19. I carry my knife everywhere with myself. 20. I'm really really smart. 21. I've never broken someone's bones. 22. I have a secret. 23. I hate snow. 24. I drink only milk. 25. Punk rock rules. 26. I hate Bill Gates! 27. I love Chinese food. 28. I would hate to be famous. 29. I am not a morning person. 30. I wear glasses. 31. I don't need glasses. 32. I have potential. 33. I like cheese. 34. My legs are two different sizes. 35. I have a twin. 36. I wear a padded bra. Otherwise I don't have boobs. 37. I can ramble on about absolutely nothing. 38. I'm left-handed. 39. I hate llamas, but I'm one of them. 40. I don't like horror movies. 41. I suck at climbing, but I love it anyway. 42. People hate me usually. 43. I like pop music. 44. I hardly ever go to bed before midnight. 45. I hate parking fines. 46. I know the National Anthem of my country by heart... 47. I know more than two languages. 48. I spend too much time on my computer. 49. I often want to throw my computer out the window. 50. I live on the first floor. 51. I don't like chocolate. 52. I'd like to be more original. 53. I've lied before. 54. Cocks are my favorite birds. (lol!) 55. I want to conquer the world. 56. I wonder what happens when you die. 57. I've read all books about Harry Potter. 58. Eat your dog! 59. I love to exercise. 60. I hate science with a passion. 61. I like to write. 62. I like changes. 63. I hate going to class. 64. I am afraid to die. 65. I hate dish washing. 66. My hair is long, brown, and curly. 67. My nails are nine inches long. 68. One of my favorite colors is black. 69. I like to sleep on the floor. 70. I am hopeless at cooking. 71. I sucked my thumb when I was little. 72. I should be doing something else rather than writing this. 73. I am online a lot, but not on AOL. 74. I hate government. 75. I have a boyfriend. 76. I'm too nice for my own good. 77. I love to read, I read as much as I can. Though I never have time. 78. I don't trust newspapers. 79. I sometimes like arguing. 80. I live in a lagoon. 81. I clean my room once a month. (haha) 82. I'm scared of american fast food. 83. I am prying open my third eye. 84. I love Mozambique. 85. I don't trust any religion. 86. I used to play with barbies. 87. I wanted to be a super hero when I was little. 88. I like listening to wind chimes. 89. I'm very disorganized. 90. My hair is long and straight. 91. I learn a lot. 92. I don't like spicy food. 93. I keep a diary. (doesn't this count?) 94. I can't do cartwheels. 95. I am very lazy. 96. I'm sarcastic. 97. I think my hair is annoying. 98. I'm very emotional. 99. I love being "ab-normal". 100. My left eye is violet and my right eye is a light blue. -------- TITLE: More DT AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/23/2004 05:50:18 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: My dad bought some camouflage duct tape. Coolest duct tape ever, if comic book man saw it. I don't know what to put it on. I think I'll cover a folder in it. Yep, that's what I'll do. Maybe some pictures later! -------- TITLE: The ego boost to top all ego boosts AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/22/2004 05:51:24 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Remember when I said I was going to be reviewed on teen-review? She finished it. And for all you that don't read the comments, guess what I got? 200/200! That's a perfect score (if you are dumb, like some people I know...). I obviously didn't get if for the writing, because my writing is boring. I got 5 points off there. But I got 5 points extra for the first impression part. Turns out we have a LOT in common, and she likes my template. Mandy, if you are reading this, you rock! And your taste in music is, what they call it, superb. If you want to see my review it's up on teen-review, so look now! I have to do homework, damn homework. Oh yah, she wrote that I was sarcastic. Am I really sarcastic? I never noticed. Hmm. -------- TITLE: Dumb swimming caps AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/22/2004 03:15:54 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: They are supposed to keep your hair dry, right? As you are probably assuming from the title, they don't. Oye. My hair stays wet all day and it turns my neck green when it's wet. So in other words I have a green neck all day every time I have PE. At least it's better than the purple. If you are new and have no idea what I'm talking about, you don't want to know. -------- TITLE: A week of despair, wasted AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/21/2004 05:58:59 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I have spent the last week printing things downstairs because my printer wouldn't print ink. I had just replaced the color cartridge and I thought it was the cartridge's fault. It was, kind of. I had forgotten to take off the little blue protective tape from where the ink comes out. I am such a loser some times. Uh, don't tell anyone about this, ok? -------- TITLE: Didja know that... AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/21/2004 02:18:40 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I got some green Converse All-stars (low-tops of course)! They are so awesome! But I can't wear them until it stops snowing/raining or they'll get dirty, and that's bad. -------- TITLE: Im-a-loserism: A serious disease AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/21/2004 12:41:12 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Homework is so stressful. All this weekend I couldn't stop thinking "Stop having fun Alanna. You should be doing your homework now. Do you want to fail the 9th grade?". So this morning I woke up at 9am after I went to sleep at 3am. And now I am doing my homework. I am so consumed by this. I always finish in time for dinner. But that isn't for 7 hours. I don't know why I am so freaked out. UPDATE: It's now 2:21pm and I have only finished a 1/4 of the work I'm supposed to do. Maybe it really will take me 7 hours... -------- TITLE: It's done AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/20/2004 09:45:12 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Finished the iPod. Above the black line is the songs I'm listening to now. The rest are in alphabetical order because I just copied the titles and artists from iTunes. But I had the add in the little dashes in between the title and artist. I also had to add the <br> tag. It took me a half an hour just to do that! Some of the songs are kind of lame, but remember, I started this playlist when I was 10! -------- TITLE: The iPod is here AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/20/2004 01:08:16 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I just added an image of an iPod to the side of the page. On it is soon to be my complete playlist, most recent first (in other words, what I'm listening to now). I have to go to the mall right now so I can't work on it but when I get back I will. I'm having some problemos with the stylesheet. Is the font Silkscreen? On my computer it is Arial but on the stylesheet it says Silkscreen. I hate Internet Explorer! -------- TITLE: Now that I'm über famous, bow down to me AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/19/2004 10:42:20 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Heather gave me an idea of something to blog about. Lets talk about hobbies (again!). I enjoy making templates for blogs. I like to blog. Those are my hobbies. So I go to teen-review for a review of my blog-a-bility (and for a well deserved ego boost). They had this template, which I've already disscussed. You know, the AllStars one? But then they got a new template. An Exploding Dog template. But this template didn't have cross-browser compatibilty, which I have been learning to do. So I emailed the girl who ran it and told her it didn't work on my Mac. She emailed back and told me I could help her pick out a new one if I wanted. So I pointed her to BlogSkins and she took a look at my templates. She actually liked one. So I converted it to a Diaryland template. And she is using it at the moment! This is like so freaking cool! Now I can go see my template and be like "Hey, yah, uh, I made that template. Yep" and they'd be like "Really" and I'd be like "Yah.". Okay, I promise I'll never do that again. On a more personal note, I am really getting annoyed by a certain couple that I'm friends with. They are always all over each other and it grossing me out. And the girl totally ignores me and my other friends when he's around. If that is bad enough, the guy she's going out with is so annoying! We spent all of middle school throwing food at each other and being forced to clean the cafeteria. Not good times. -------- TITLE: Wowie AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/19/2004 05:40:26 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: It's friday and I have nothing to do. I want to make a template but it takes so long to find good images! I'd rather not bore you with the details of my life right now. Maybe some keywords later. I really don't know. Geez, fridays used to be so fun, that is until I became a loser with no life. Holy cow, I'm such a drag. -------- TITLE: A conversation in social studies AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/18/2004 04:24:58 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Mr. Smith: A long time ago in China people would let their children starve if it meant that their mothers would live. David: What did they do with the retards? Mr. Smith: Uh, I don't think that's something that scholars think about very often. Scott: Well I heard that they would tie them to trees and leave them to starve. Austin: I thought they left them in baskets on top of hills. Akiva: Yah, so the wolves can eat them. Ruben: Are you crazy!!?? They wolves don't eat them, they adopt them. Don't you know anything? Yep, that's pretty much a typical 5 minutes in my social studies class. Maybe that's why I don't learn anything. -------- TITLE: Happy St. Patrick's Day! AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/17/2004 10:38:18 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: The title says it all. -------- TITLE: Just thinking about this makes me queasy, seriously AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/17/2004 05:36:22 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I'm a horrible student. I never study for anything. The only reason I pass is because I do all the homework. My parents just think I'm a good student. But they won't when they see my next report card. I will pass all my classes, just not with the grades that they expect. Last year I got all A's, every quarter. So far this year I have gotten 4 B's. I don't wanna go through the whole "You need to try harder Alanna" speech. I hate school. I hate it more than anything I can think of. What's the point? It's not like I'm going to do good in college. I doubt I'll even make it into college. And I definitely won't get a good job. Holy crap, I never noticed how pessimistic I am. Oh well. -------- TITLE: Uh, yah AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/16/2004 05:41:20 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Do you ever get so annoyed by someone or something you just want to scream? Well, that happens to me a lot. But I'm not the kind of person that would scream. I'm more of a "don't express my feelings and maybe someone will like me" kind of person. I'm having one of those situations right now. It's not with my friends or anything, it's with someone I don't actually know. I know it sounds kind of weird but if I told you, you'd just make fun of me. -------- TITLE: Ooo, scrollbars AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/16/2004 12:38:47 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: For all you peecee users out there, I changed the color of the scrollbars. I'm pretty sure they are orange. But not completely since the monitors here at school suck and everything orange looks red. I hate these computers. I hate them more than the peecees at home. Ah, strike that last part. -------- TITLE: Betcha didn't know this AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/15/2004 06:54:02 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: It takes me exactly one play of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida to finish my social studies homework. -------- TITLE: Most current list of bands I like AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/15/2004 05:06:22 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: This question came up in an email I got and I just feel that I don't disscuss how much I love to listen to music. I'm not one of those people that know everything about a band, I just listen to the music. I don't go to concerts. I feel kind of out-of-place when people talk about how awesome the concert was that they went to that night, but the fact is, most of the bands I like don't give concerts all the time. Heck, some of the bands I like don't even have all the members anymore (At least I know about Carl Wilson and John and George) But whatever, here it is:

-The Who -The Beastie Boys -Mighty Mighty Bosstones -The Beach Boys -REM -Blink 182 -Goldfinger -Presidents of the USA -Flogging Molly -Reel Big Fish -Pink Floyd -Dropkick Murphys -Save Ferris -The Beatles

-------- TITLE: King of the Hill AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/15/2004 07:23:42 AM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Damn the stuff! I have a weakness for stuff!-Dale -------- TITLE: It works??? AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/14/2004 09:53:20 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I think I fixed the problem. I can't really tell until I get to school tomorrow. I looked at in all the browsers I have: Internet Explorer, Netscape, Safari, and Firefox. If it still doesn't work, be a doll at tell me! -------- TITLE: Nobody tells me these things! AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/14/2004 12:39:59 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I got a comment that said the person couldn't view the other parts of my site. I have had the same problems on my school computer although I thought it was just the computer since they also have problems with brightness/contrast and the mice among other things. I tried to fix it. It's funny how one missing tag can screw up the entire site. I have to go ask my dad how it looks on his computer. Maybe he'll help me fix it. -------- TITLE: I love takeout AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/13/2004 09:09:30 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Volunteering is so boring! All day I either handed out bags with crap in them or I set up bowling pins for little kids. I am never going bowling again. It was awful. One straight hour of bending over and setting up pins. Over and over and over again. They even let the kids use a real bowling ball. And they expected me to kick the ball in the right direction if the kid threw it wrong. My toes still hurt. But the handing bags out part was the funniest. The faster we handed them out, the faster we could leave. So the drunks took like 5 each. And little kids with take anything you hand them. Katie is scared of clowns so she spent most of her time running away from them. The mascots were pretty weird too. Clifford the big red dog was there and I saw a little kid that was scared of him. He was holding his father's hand over his eyes and yelling. They ran to the escalator and I never saw them again. And Chet the cheetah came over to me and patted me on the head and he did the whole "point to me, point to their head, smile, thumbs up". I get it all the time. Afterwards we saw Something's Gotta Give in Movies 10. It was pretty good but not my favorite. My parents are away right now and they got us takeout. I love takeout. One more thing: I contacted the person that runs teen-review because their new template didn't work on my computer. She wrote back! And she even said she might use one of my templates (keyword: might)! I'm even on the pending list, although it wasn't because of my email, I was just next on the list. Pretty awesome, eh? -------- TITLE: St. Patty's Day AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/13/2004 12:28:55 AM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: As I've already mentioned, the St. Patrick's parade is tomorrow (today?) and my mom is finishing our shirts right now. They have our names on the back and a shamrock on the front. We found a medium shirt for Katie to wear. I have to be ready by 10am! I should probably get to bed soon but I don't really feel like it. I feel as if I need to blog something, I just don't know what. My site averages 125 visitors a day. And only half of them are from BlogSkins! I'm on the way to internet stardom (NOT!). -------- TITLE: A weighty topic AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/12/2004 04:24:29 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: As you have probably read, I am fat, overweight, obese, gorda, whatever you want to call it. I have been as long as I remember. I admit, it definitely effects my life, but I'm okay with it. I know this is how I am supposed to be. I don't try to not be fat. I don't diet or exercise when I don't feel like it. I eat whatever I want, whenever I want. I'm still healthily and I eat plenty of veggies and drink milk. My sister is overweight. I think she takes it harder than me. But I don't care. I like myself. I do wish I was thin. I want to be able to wear clothes that I like. This has been coming up a lot recently because Katie and I are making t-shirts for St. Patrick's. When we bought the first ones, I got a XL and Katie got a small. If that didn't make me feel bad enough, we bought some more in a different shade of green and I got a XXL and Katie got a L. She seems pretty unhappy with this and it is obvious she isn't going to wear it. I personally would wear a tightish shirt if I had a body like hers. She says she's fat but the truth is she isn't. In fact, none of my friends are. Which makes me feel pretty out of place at times. I've never told anyone this, but sometimes I dream of breakthrough medicines that make you lose weight with out exercising. Not those stupid one's you see on TV, real drugs that really work. And only Liz and I could use them so no one would know. I also dream about llama farms and magic pretzels but lets not get into that... -------- TITLE: It's alright to look now, I've got it covered AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/11/2004 07:59:28 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I've decided that for all you all that DIDN'T come from BlogSkins, I'd make you a username so that you'd be able to download my templates and comment on them since I took that part of my site down last month.

username: lanni_templates password: 1234

Pretty simple, eh? If you only want to look at my templates, go here. I am making so many more templates recently. It's really giving me something to do. I just love to write the codes! I hate finding pictures though. Most of mine are from Google and they take me quite a long time to find. If you have any you think I should use, email me them and I'll make a template out of it! -------- TITLE: 70s AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/11/2004 06:46:08 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: "It's not a tator tot. It's a tator giant."- Fez and Kelso -------- TITLE: I really don't know anymore AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/10/2004 10:44:24 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Do you think I'm boring? This blog is turning away from being a diary and is becoming more of a, well, blog. I don't usually find blogs to be very interesting, unless the links are really awesome. Which I think mine are, but that's my opinion. I dunno, I think I'm sort of annoying. I'm just not happy with my attitude. I'm sort of bratty. I get mad when things don't go my way. I tend not to express my feelings out loud. But in this blog it's a whole other story, as you can tell from the numerous posts where I totally overreact about something stupid. I'm a loser. And I know it. My friends say that everyone is scared of me. Like I said before, they think I do drugs, steal stuff, etc. Oh wow, I never noticed how freakin' much I hate stereotypes. -------- TITLE: The Exorcist (with bunnies) AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/10/2004 06:25:40 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: The Exorcist in 30 seconds (and re-enacted by bunnies. My dad showed me this. I think if I hadn't seen The Exorcist I would've been very confused. I dunno, this is just odd. -------- TITLE: Counters (not kitchen counters loser!) AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/10/2004 06:19:11 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I just noticed the weirdest thing. The visible hit counter on my site has less hits than the invisible one. And the invisible one is the counter that doesn't track my visits. And if you are wondering why I have an invisible one AND a visible one it is because only the invisible one gives me stats and only the visible one is well, visible. -------- TITLE: Swimming during PE AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/10/2004 03:14:33 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Today in PE we did swimming. I wore a swimming cap because of my hair. It would have been pretty funny if my hair turned the pool green. I hate swimming. One class down, 8 to go. -------- TITLE: Washington AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/10/2004 06:14:45 AM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Lizzie is in Washington for 3 days. I am very happy, as you would assume. Now do you understand the keywords a little better? -------- TITLE: Ten dolla AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/09/2004 09:15:14 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: My mom took the money back to the kid. But I'm happier now because the kid's grandpa gave me a reward for picking up the money. A reward of $10. That's $1 more than I found. Pretty awesome, eh? -------- TITLE: Nine dolla AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/09/2004 07:44:34 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I was walking my neighbors dogs about 20 minutes ago. I was looking up at the sky at the stars because recently in science we learned some of the constellations. I finally found the big dipper which I have been looking for for 3 weeks. Using the pointer stars (oooo, I used vocabulary words!) I found Polaris. And then I looked down at the ground to check for puddles (I hate stepping in them). But guess what I found? 9 $1 bills! They were all spread out over the road. I picked them up and brought them home with me. I told my mom and she ruined it. She said a little kid came by a half an hour ago and he was collecting money for something for school. So she's calling him now. I hope it's not his, I like money. This is actually the 3rd time I've found money on the ground. Once I found $20 under a bus and another time I found $20 in the school library, which my friends claimed was theirs and stole it from me. Ah, good times. -------- TITLE: Who da thunk it? AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/09/2004 06:37:49 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Do you know what an electric tang is? It's a loud twang caused by something electric. Who da thunk it? -------- TITLE: Carrots, handbags, cheese, Kuala Lumpur AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/09/2004 05:33:37 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Go watch scampi. The Kuala Lumpur part is my favorite. But the carrot wearing a beard isn't that bad. -------- TITLE: Keywords AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/09/2004 04:44:59 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Oddly enough, I now have about 10 regular visitors and some of them even linked to me on their blog! Pretty cool. I am having such a good day. Let me give you the keywords: -"no PE" -pez -Weebl -"green hair" -washington -science -Dr Pepper -------- TITLE: MM (more movies) AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/08/2004 07:19:27 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: My dad showed me some really cool animated movies after he saw me watching a movie on HomestarRunner.com. They were called Cows with Guns and some other movie (I think the title was in a different script than the alphabet I use). Go check them out! -------- TITLE: I'm gonna be a designated driver when I grow up! AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/08/2004 07:14:22 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Someone asked me if I smoked pot today. I admit, I feel pretty uncomfortable when people ask me things like that. I hate stereotypes. Just because my hair is "punk" (I hate that word), it doesn't mean I smoke. I hate people that smoke so much. They are killing themselves and it's like they don't care. Ask anyone I'm friends with, they'll agree. They will also agree that I'm the last person on Earth that would try drugs. I'm strongly against drugs and alcohol. -------- TITLE: Green hair AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/08/2004 06:17:54 AM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I totally forgot to write this last night: My hair is green. Yep, green. We actually finished it all in one try for a change. It looks pretty good. I'll post a picture when I have time. -------- TITLE: Remember BadgerBadgerBadger? AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/07/2004 09:32:52 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Well, I've found something even cooler. Muffin Films has a bunch of short films about muffins. Singing muffins, cannibal muffins, they've got them all. And the main page has awesome mouseover effects, way cooler than mine (obviously). I love muffins. -------- TITLE: K-K-K-Crazy AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/07/2004 06:15:55 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Okay, my template is going crazy now. Trying to fix it at the moment, don't worry. -------- TITLE: Mouseover AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/07/2004 05:23:47 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I found a site that does mouseover image scripts. I've been trying to do this for awhile so that people'd know what they were clicking before they clicked it. So far I've only done one, the photos page link, so go look. It's the skull dude. -------- TITLE: Another bleaching disaster AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/07/2004 01:11:26 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Last night my mom bleached my hair. But as always, we ran out of bleach. So my hair is dark blonde, white, purple, and oddly enough, green. We have no idea why the bleach turned my hair green. Although, I am dying my hair green so it should be fine. My mom and Liz just went to the store to buy stuff. I hope they get back by 5 or we won't have time to dye it. -------- TITLE: Guestbook AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/07/2004 01:10:46 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I got a guestbook because I am bored. You can go write in it on my contact page. -------- TITLE: 3 sentances to live by (according to Homer Simpson) AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/07/2004 01:07:51 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: 1. Cover for me. 2. Oh, good idea boss! 3. It was like that when I got here. -------- TITLE: I took some more quizzes... AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/06/2004 11:09:07 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY:

Which happy bunny are you?

What movie do you belong in?

You are DORY!

What Finding Nemo character are you? Quizzes from Quizilla. -------- TITLE: I think I have a hobby now AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/06/2004 08:26:36 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I think I've been "discovered" on BlogSkins because before the average number of downloads I have for each template was like 80. Now it's like 130. And it did that in less than a week. One of my first templates is the most popular, 501 downloads! I feel so freaking good right now. I may actually be sort of good at something. This is my dream come true. -------- TITLE: It's time for a totally serious post AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/06/2004 04:33:43 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I'm not religious. Everyone I know already knows that. I celebrate Christmas and Easter but I don't go to church. I think I remember going when I was younger, but I'm not sure. I do remember a large church with big bells on the roof. I was never baptized, my sister wasn't either. Although, When I go to church with Katie and can almost remember some of the hymns. I always stay seated when everyone else goes up for that stuff they eat with the wine and everything. My parents both went to Catholic schools. I don't pray. Sometimes when we eat at the dinning room table we say a prayer that Liz and I learned in preschool at the local Catholic school.

Thank you God for the world so sweet, Thank you for the food we eat, Thank you for the birds that sing, Thank you for everything, Amen.

And there are the assorted prayers we said at camp. But I don't think I believe in God. I personally don't think God created the world. Science did. God can't possibly exist. God doesn't control things, we do. But that's just my opinion. I don't wish I believed in God, I just wish I knew what I believed. -------- TITLE: Baby-sitting AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/06/2004 03:43:31 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I babysat Elijah today. It was so weird being in Rebecca's old house (she was my best friend until 2nd grade when she moved). Elijah is teething so he was kinda cranky but he was fun to play with. He had this Leapfrog table that has these buttons on it that makes noises like music, the alphabet, cows, etc. And we watched the end of The Sword in the Stone which I have never seen but Elijah watches it everyday (they only own two kids movies, the one we watched and Fantasia. Sharri said she is moving soon because the house is too small. And there are 3 people in their family now. Makes me feel pretty poor. But I had fun and now I get to go back on Monday afterschool. -------- TITLE: One time in science class... AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/06/2004 12:20:00 AM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: My teacher told a horrible joke. Yep. He's pretty funny but he told this horrible joke. The conversation went as follows-

McBean: What do you call two heliums during winter? A perihelion! Ha ha ha! What? Your not laughing? The last class was rolling on the floor laughing. I had to ask one kid to step outside. You guys never laugh at my jokes. OK, next time I tell a bad joke you have my permission to let Mark hold me back and the rest of you can punch me. Or better yet, just shoot me! Class: Ha ha ha ha ha! McBean: Oh ya, you think that's funny! This generation has been brought up to enjoy death and destruction. Somebody shoots me, you laugh... Class: Ha ha ha etc.

So it doesn't sound that funny now but you should've been there. Katie's over right now. I just washed my hair (rinsed on 6 times). We walked to Tops and everyone knows what that means. A lot of honking and hooting. It is so wrong. But it was funny because one time Katie and I were under a bridge and a car full of teenage guys drove past and leaned on the horn and we yelled, really loud. Katie also yelled really loud after we watched Frailty which was pretty scary but not as bad as some movies I've seen. The guy at Blockbuster said it was the scariest movie he's ever seen. I'm beginning to think he was just a wuss. I have to go to bed soon if I want to get up early because I have to go babysit Elijah tomorrow morning. Oh ya, I'm dying my hair green (hopefully) this weekend. Yay! -------- TITLE: I was thinking and... AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/04/2004 11:30:14 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Have I ever told you that this blog has a homepage? If you are coming from Blogskins you don't know. Only the people that come from maszerowski.net know. I can't believe I haven't told you. Nevermind, just go see it here, okay! -------- TITLE: Crazy page AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/04/2004 10:24:24 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I finally added a page that is just full of random images. Just click on the barcode at the bottom to get to it or click here. -------- TITLE: I'm sorry Mom AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/04/2004 06:33:14 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: And I overreacted again. My mom isn't mad. I'm a such a loser. I'm sorry Mom. I feel so freakin' bad. I promise I'll never blog bad things about you again. I don't even think you read this. But I really am sorry. I am going to do my homework now like a good little girl. -------- TITLE: If you haven't heard... AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/04/2004 06:31:24 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I'm on the list! I'm on the freakin' pending list! This is like too awesome! -------- TITLE: teen-review AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/03/2004 10:20:00 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I found the coolest thing ever. Go here. It reviews people's blogs. I asked to get mine reviewed but I doubt they will because there were many other requests. The only reason I found it was I was checking my stats (I know, I'm a loser) and I found a link to one of the pages. Well, the blog being reviewed had one of my templates on it. Had is the key word. Because the person that reviewed it totally dissed the template. So of course she has a new template now. But I suppose they know what they are talking about because they have a really cool template themselves. Way better than mine (especially since it has one of my favorite things on it!). I should get to sleep. I don't want to be awake if/when my mom gets home. -------- TITLE: No title AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/03/2004 09:37:25 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I've never gone to bed this early but I have no choice. Somethings wrong. My mom left us. I don't know what to do. I hope to God (and I don't even know if I believe in God) that she is coming back. She is so mad. And I didn't even see her. I wish I never joined chorale and went to that concert. Then this wouldn't have happened. I don't know what to say. I hate crying. -------- TITLE: So I messed up the title, big deal. AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/03/2004 04:42:05 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: So I have found out that accents don't work in Blogger. Or maybe it's just me. Does the last title look kinda funky to you? So I guess I'll go look up all the special characters. Be right back! OK, it should've looked like this: Mi concerto y andé un monopatín -------- TITLE: Mi concerto y andé a monopatín AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/03/2004 04:35:00 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: My chorus concert is tonite ate 7. The chorale (me) is singing the Les Miserables melody. And at the end every musical group is singing some African song that I can't spell. I am wearing the 3-inch heeled shoes Liz just got. Yes, I said 3 inches. I'm going to fall over. I think the biggest heel I've ever worn was 1 and a half. This should be funny. And today after school me and Liz tried skateboarding today and I didn't fall! I just had to stop a lot to straighten myself out because I still can't turn. Oh well. -------- TITLE: Elijah AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/02/2004 06:42:15 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: The lady in the house by the pond came over today (I found out her name is Shari) and brought her kid, Elijah. He's 9 months old. She wants me or Liz to babysit him once and a while so she can do stuff like clean the house. I agreed and now I'm babysitting him at 11am on Saturday. So I have to wake up early. I get $5 per hour, which is double what I used to charge. Ha ha ha! Elijah is so cute! He had on this little hat and jacket. I don't have to feed him or anything because she said she'd do it beforehand. SCORE! Shari said she came to me because every morning she sees me at the bus stop with my purple hair. She came to our house because she didn't know our number and didn't feel like yelling out her car window "HEY, you with the purple hair...". I get enough of that already. -------- TITLE: Exploding Dog AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/01/2004 11:14:42 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I can't remember if I already mentioned this site, but go to Exploding Dog for a few laughs. The guy that runs the site makes quickie cartoons with these little stick guys. You have to read the title to understand some of them. I have one on my desktop right now entitled "my cat is too fat". I love that cat. -------- TITLE: TAGS AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 3/01/2004 11:55:52 AM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: In my TAGS group today (which is a class all freshmen have to take where we talk about not doing drugs and stuff) we went to Bagel Land and Starbucks. It was pretty awesome. I got a bagel and a carmel creme which is like milk and whipped creme with carmel (no coffee!). Which was cool because now instead of going to lunch I can come here in the libary and work on these crappy excuses for computers. I have to go, the periods over soon. --------